Wednesday, July 22, 2009

I Am Alive and Writing

Candid Xander is back... briefly.

I haven't much time to write today, so I devote this blog to explain the one-month absence of new XC posts because I just know you can't live without them. :)> Over the past month, I have been in the fruitless process of seeking gainful employment. This has eaten up virtually all of my internet time. (By the way, I highly recommend snagajob.com to anyone looking for work.)

On those rare occasions when I had time left over in my 55-minute internet time slots at my local library, I was actually reviewing movies on another great website-- IMDb. Because I really love movies. You know how it is.

Furthermore, I take all the sad, strange things happening in the world as the almighty's blog. They are supernatural cutting remarks about the sad, sad state of the human race. Since I've last written, Michael Jackson has died, Farrah Fawcett and Johnny Carson were given far less notice for performing the same inauspicious feat, bad things have happened in Iran, and, in case you didn't hear, Michael Jackson is dead.